Romeo Romeo Where fore art thou Romeo When its dark and I want to boogie and party till the break of dawn Avast the porkyoupine sitting in the ruff With my sister Catharine Me thinks to smell a rat And all thy fardells bear Romeo Romeo where for art thou Romeo? Forsake thy name boy 'cause I know you can hear In the dark on the lawn with my sis Kate the shrew. And I will no longer be a Kaputlet.