Feces Occurs (**** happens) What is life - just a tail full of burs. We go seeking princes, but they all turn out curs. They buy us vacuums, when what we want is fresh fleurs! We try to avoid it, but feces occurs. Wishing for compliments, we only get slurs. Why is it "Prince Charming" comes to bed wearing spurs? The man seeks a woman who is meek and demure, then she finds out painted hussies are what he prefers! Seeking nirvana in the arms of some sirs - Women find smelly socks, empty beer cans, and hairs that aren't hers! Yes, we try to avoid it, but feces occurs. If we'd just stop being baited by these masculine lures! Now, I'm depressed. Time to drink the liqueurs!