LOL sorry it's so long, my imagination ran away with itself... "You have reached the Federation Starship Hotline, for english please press 1 for Spanish please press 2. You have selected...English...If a warp core breach is imminent please press 1, if you are having problems with your dilithium crystals please press 2, if your engineering section has been taken over by microscopic robots you believe to be sentient please press 3...to hear these options again press 9 or to speak with a facsimile of a live person please press 0...you have selected...1, imminent warp core breach...all of our customer service people are busy, please hold for the next available representative...estimated wait time is...2.3 hours....."

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