ODE TO MY SPOT I have a spot upon my nose It's at the end, red like a rose Oh spot begone, get outta here! Go lurk elsewhere - behind my ear? I've lost my love because of you And I had thought my love was true He said he hated girls with acne And now my boss has gone and sacked me I'm having such an awful day I can't see straight - spot's in the way I'm sad, I'm lonely and I'm blue, Oh spot it's all because of you!