I know this sounds like "Take it outside buddy!" but that's really not what I (or, I suspect cooler) intended. Your theories are perplexing and I would be curious to see how this plays out. However, this sort of philosophical debate really would play better in C&D. I suspect several people are biting their tongues and showing admirable restraint in not replying here. I think you'll find a much more lively dialog in the replies over there. (...but I wouldn't suggest it if you're not pretty thick skinned. The gloves are off over there)