True story, my nephews were in the back yard playing with the family cat (big kitten) and a little splash pool. These kids have been going to Church (Southern Baptist) with their parents sent birth. So they decide to baptize the cat... well the cat did not think so. After the cat gave one of them a nasty scratch, and escaped. The young of 2 ask the older if he should go catch the cat. His reply was "No ... it can just go to Hell". I laffed so hard I thought I would die.