I'll start with my own most stupid action: Driving my bike down a hill at full speed while the trafic lights at the bottom where red and braking very late while knowing my brakes where only working half the time and the cables where both almost broken. result: Both braking cables broke and I went through the red light at full speed with absolutely no brakes other then my feet. I had to avoid getting hit by cars, wich was really difficult. I missed the first one, scratched past the second one (no unjuries) and went straight for a full colllision with the third one. Luckily the third car saw what had happened and could stop just in time. Biggest lie: Reading only 4 books instead of 5 for my literature exam. I used a clever strategy to get away with it: I knew the teacher sometimes mixed the names of me and another student. So when the teacher asked me what my 5th book was going to be I told her I didn't know yet, but that I was thinking of reading the book the other guy (who she mixed up with me occasionally) was going to read. After that I didn't inform the teacher any further about wich book I was going to read. I mentioned another book wich none of the other students had read in my report of the first 4 books. The fifth book was going to be used only during the oral examinations (correct english?). So when the examinations finally came the teacher asked a question about the book the other guy had read. So I told her I didn't read that book and mentioned the one I had previously mentioned in my report. The teacher had no questions ready about that book, so I couldn't give any wrong answers and fail because ther simply wheren't any questions.

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