My dumbest moment really doesn't speak for my personality, but hey this happened when I was 9 when I was a bit different person back then and thought I was having fun (thank goodness I'm as laid back and well-behaved as ever now!) My buddy lived next to some fairly active railroad tracks and we used to have a tree fort next to them and watched the engines go by. Well one day we thought it would be funny to see if we could shoot b-b's into the train engine window. So the next train that came by, wham-bam-thank you ma'am...nailed a couple right through the open window. So a day or so later, we thought we could stake out a better hiding spot. We dug a big hole next to the tracks and put a huge board over the top for a roof. As I was fixing up the inside, my buddy comes over and asks for the b-b gun. I said hell no. He goes just give me the gun for a second. I said why, it's just as safe in this damn hole! Finally, the third time he asked, as I was saying 'F*ck no!!' I poked my head out and saw the county sheriff standing there. Now, one of my biggest lies ever fits right in with one of my stupidest stories...I asked the cop what time it was, he said 6:08pm...I said uh oh, I'm late for supper I have to go...took off running so fast I could've qualified for the Olympics in that run. Ah, back in my stupid days. MD