Me and my mate were walking my old dog over the local sports field one day. As it was summer, the goalposts for the football (soccer) pitch were lying by the side of the grass. I picked up one of the poles and started waving it around. There was dog shit on the end so I dropped it and carried on walking. A bit further along, my mate and I were talking, when he suddenly said "whats that above your lip". "Where" I asked and instinctively licked my top lip. Yes thats right, it was a tiny piece of dog turd that must have come from the end of the pole. Another dog turd incident took place when I was a lot younger, after stepping in some without realising, I promptley went indoors and up to my bedroom, before bouncing up and down on my bed! So beware of the turd!

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