It has just come to my attention that Lisa Hammel is a member of a large Al Qaeda cell operating out of Passaic, New Jersey. Using Poser images as a way of secret communication on the internet, each thorn in the image was imbedded with coded instructions for other worldwide Al Qaeda members to follow. "Thorns in My Soul" referred to a cell operation to kidnap Rosie O'Donnell (Thorn = Rosie) for ransom money to fund their US operations. The plan was scrapped at the last minute when it was decided that nobody would care about the kidnapping enough to pay ransom. John Aschroft will have a press conference about it this afternoon. I, for one, will make sure I watch.