My theory? Make 'em laugh! Works every time! Which begs the question, how many girlfriends/boyfriends have you lot had? That doesn't necessarily mean 'sexual partners'........just serious/semi-serious relationships..

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...