Dear Agent Smith's Girlfirend, Your man there is a great guy, really! He's considerate, hard working, imaginative and intelligent. (Unlike some of the bums in here) He's been known to bend over backwards to help fellow Brycers and is unstinting in his dedication to the running of the monthly challenge and in his efforts to make the challenge a fun and well organised event. Often working long hours with little or no thanks, AS has shown us wisdom beyond his years and is regarded as nothing less than a hero amongst his peers, not that any of us get anywhere near close to being in his peer group. If you feel neglected at any time, console yourself with the knowledge that AS is working for the greater good of the Brycian Community, a fact we all appreciate. Regards The Bryster (AS: I take cheques, visa, amex or just plain cash)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...