Rules for posting on Renderosity forums: Rule number 1: Do NOT use humor. Nobody gets it, unless you use a smiley face, emoticon or some other kind of blatant indication that you're trying to be funny. Rule number 2: Dry British humor is especially dangerous. It requires wit and depends on subtlety. See Rule number 1. Rule number 3: If you don't seem warm and cuddly in your post, then you will be villified. There is no in-between. Rule number 4: Don't be blunt. It will be construed as arrogance. See rule number 3. Rule number 5: Be alert. The popular blood sport here is jumping down people's throats at the slightest hint of incorrect behavior, whether real or imaginary. Rule number 6: Follow the rules or somebody will jump down your throat. See rule number 5. Rule number 7: There is NO rule number 7. If you insist on behaving according to rule number 7, then somebody will jump down your throat. See rule number 6. Note: the above was just a joke. Here is a cute, adorable, cuddly, winking, smiley face to denote it as such ;-)