Heck, I'd be happy with 'lo-res Mike', if they'd ever make one..;)
Sometimes I rent it out when I don't need it, and sometimes I leave it at home when I think it will get me in trouble..
-King Missle, Detachable P#nis
wouldn't take much to turn him into one of the 'spoon-heads' (Bajoran perjorative..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)