Attached Link: http://www.c4d.de/downloads_40_1.php3

Damn. Missed the "Has Phil had a full-frontal labotomy" pricing. Will have to think about it now instead of just being lazy. Meanwhile, have you tried a Cinema4D plugin for Poser/.OBJ files from http://www.c4d.de/downloads_40_1.php3 ? I've no idea if it would be better for Phil's model, but it's gotta be worth a try (free). The Cinema 4D 6 & 7 version seems incredibly fast compared to the earlier version plugin.