Not choosing masturbation nearly got the President kicked out of office. Consider this "what-if" scenario -- The president has choosen masturbation and is now addressing the nation: "My fellow Americans, today I met a young woman and was overcome with lust and passion for her. However, I remembered that it is my duty to set a positive example for the youth of America, including my own daughter. I did not have sex with the young lady. Instead I dropped my shorts and masturbated..." I'm sure the Religious Right would have given him a big "hand."