Funny^^^ I had this for awhile too... >Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. >Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via >the Internet: > WinErr: 001 > Windows loaded - System in danger > WinErr: 002 > No Error - Yet > WinErr: 003 > Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file > WinErr: 004 > Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong > WinErr: 005 > Multitasking attempted - System confused > WinErr: 006 > Malicious error - Desqview found on drive > WinErr: 007 > System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware > WinErr: 008 > Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments > WinErr: 009 > Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened > WinErr: 00A > Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full > WinErr: 00B > Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB > WinErr: 00C > Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! > WinErr: 00D > Window closed - Do not look outside > WinErr: 00E > Window open - Do not look inside > WinErr: 00F > Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened > WinErr: 010 > Reserved for future mistakes by our developers > WinErr: 013 > Unexpected error - Huh ? > WinErr: 014 > Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. > WinErr: 018 > Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new > one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. > WinErr: 019 > User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! > WinErr: 01A > Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your > software. We are terribly sorry. > WinErr: 01B > Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. > Next time you will get a penalty for that. > WinErr: 01C > Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. > WinErr: 01D > System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. > WinErr: 01E > Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. > WinErr: 01F > Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. > WinErr: 020 > Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be > lost. > WinErr: 042 > Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The > virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will > automatically be closed and the virus will be activated > again. > WinErr: 079 > Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. > Please click the left mouse button to continue. > WinErr: 103 > Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. > Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. > WinErr: 678 > This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play > another game? > WinErr: 683 > Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for > the system to complete boot procedure. > WinErr: 815 > Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available

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