I'm glad that it provoked a smile. To judge from the ads in my email, penis length is the number 1 obsession... and even the ads are stretching more than the imagination. From "adds up to 3 inches" they went to "adds 2-5 inches" and now it's "24 inch cocks!" :roll eyes: Now do you see why I wanted to know if a knot could be tied in it... how else are the Michaels of the future going to keep their penises off the floor? Well, wait... there's always little wheeled trolleys. There's an Celtic God named Ludh who dragged on the ground while walking and created deep-rutted valleys, but it hasn't been until recently that mortal men have tried to emulate this feat. I'd rather see interesting people of both sexes artistically posed, and not so much emphasis upon the extremely and grotesquely exaggerated sexual characteristics. Or, if exaggeration is necessary, done with a sense of humor. Carolly