Avast! It be true then?! Twas in the wee hours o' th'day twas, when LO! them djays on KJEE proclaimed today be talk like a pirate day! Aye! And it was pullin' me peg I thot they werrrrre! But LO! There be the prrroof, there b'forrr me bloodshot eyes it be! Well I'll be keel hauled and ravished by Moby hisself! A fine day it be when this sorry lot be seen fer th' manly men they be. I tell ye, me wench is in for a grand fortnite o' yo ho ho she be! Aye, but first I be tendin' to rend'rin' I be!

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Leonardo da Vinci