lol very funny TJohn (shame on you Celine Dion is one of my fav shhhhhh dont tell anyone) Lets see......mine would be.... rips open the envelope ....and the winners are 1.Ben and Jen -- do we really give a rip if they get married or not?? 2. Infomercials -- for all that have been in one, wrote one, directed one, and a special extra mooney award for the butthead that controls the sound that blasts thru the tv in the middle of the night...I'm sleeping, I dont care if I'm fat, wrinkled, got zits, sold a gazzilion dodads and now I'm a millionare too, BUT WAIT there is more....I don't need a new juicer, or a "set it and forget it" countertop cooker dealy, or a bowflex, or a exersize video, or vitamins that up my sexual energy level, or pills guaranteed to make me loose 100lbs in a month, or a thighmaster, or a new bed that adjust to my comfort level...list goes on and on 3. goes to all the "tappers, thumpers, paper wrinklers, hummers, loose change jinglers, and other buggin the heck outta me noise makers out there. lol ty I feel better now thats off my chest, Teri R