ROTF! Just spent last Sunday on a tour of the Star of India with a group of girl scouts. It's one of the oldest sailing ships still able to sail. Anyway, one of the crew (dressed as a pirate) starting singing "What do you do with a druken sailor"... He got a few versus in before he kind of trailed off reliazing he was singing to girls about 6 to 8 years old. Never saw such a bright red on a pirate before!

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