It is a JOKE - where has everybody's sense of humor gone? I guess some people just expect everything to be a slam even if it isn't. If you have ever worked with Judy you would know that she has a built-in bustle. By the way, the Elegance Pak is a very nice product (as are most of Dave71s creations), and with the bustle this gown would definitely cover Judy's ASSetts... GET IT NOW???