It's very well done, I like the humor in it, but you're right Ornlu, it's hard to believe anyone thought it embodied "a winter memory". Who judges the contest? Mods from a variety of communities? Or a more limited group?

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy