Ornlu: When I was in college, I had to learn to use a slide-rule. Two years later, you could buy a pocket calculator. Those slide-rule skills are really paying off for me now, LOL!

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy