My mobile phone has 'Hail to the Chief' for a ringtone.....not sure I got it right though... Robin Hood's bones are buried within bowshot of where he died..............so there.... And if we're going along the legends route, how about George and the Dragon? The Lampton Worm/Wurm The Loch Ness Monster (See Catlin for reference material) (and no, I'm not suggesting that Catlin is the monster..) Thank god we solved the mystery of the Burmuda Triangle...

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...