exercising my right to "bitch, fuss, moan and gripe all you want to"

MY ASS ITCHES

It my be my laundry detergent, maybe that wasn't a fart?
It is kinda sweaty...
this chair is uncomfortable, I think it is bruising my butt.
Wait...is that a pimple I feel...
Uh oh, that wasn't a fart.
I should wipe.
Damn, I can't, I'll have to wait.

Oh well, good thing Rosity is here to hear me complain.
No, they can't help me, but I can warn EVERYONE to make sure they check after every fart!