LOL! Taps! Yeah most have 2 taps, but I fitted mixer units in my bathroom and kitchen........and lots of people are/have doing the same. Driving...ahem! WE drive on the correct side of the road. The idea was so that guys could defend themselves with their swords whilst on horseback.... You American types drive/ride on the right so that the other guy wouldn't see you pulling your gun from its holster.....go figure.............

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...