How about "Knock me up sometime". U.K. meaning: "Visit me." U.S. meaning: "Get me pregnant." Bryster: I haven't had to pull my pistol while driving in years. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy