Quest: I'm home now and things are running better on my old snail dial-up than they have in weeks. Wish things could be a little more consistently on the smooth side.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy