Catlin: I'll have you know that I'm a Geordie and my family has it's own tartan, so there, ya boo sucks! (Just never been able to find out what it looks like..knowing my lot, it's probably huge black and white squares....as for wearing the kilt, I'm not stupid enough to go around dangling my whatsits in the breeze where some mad scottish killer rabbit might emasculate me.)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...