I like the one of the little green guy laughing so hard he's crying, banging his fist on the ground. I guess that's the "ROFLMAO" emoticon. I also want to be able to insert a .wav of a snip of the "Dragnet" "dum-de-dum-dum" theme that plays every time you access a post where someone says "I have the right to remain silent." You know, you can't have a tabloid without a bit of razzle dazzle.