OK So the mouse is wearing a kilt and is playing the bagpipes while standing ontop of a pedal bin in the kitchen. He's trying to annoy the hell out of the cat who's too intereseted in eating the product the advert's about to be worrying about the mouse. The mouse does a BraveHeart with the kilt and when the lady of the house drops the empty catfood packet into the bin the mouse goes flying skyward.........

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...