LOLOL! I'm sorry, but I just have to be amused by this. Now I'm working on the assumption that this is plain old-fashioned incompetence rather than a conspiracy, and frankly, that makes it hilarious. Why? Lady Cherry was already an established column of the community when I joined several years ago! Combine that with the " We have extensive experience in the amount of time it takes for a site to move up to the number two spot" statement, and we have a Kati-chan ROTFL'ing. What can I say? I'm easily amused.