Well, after much deliberation; we've found ourselves a winner: Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever! This From: EricJ on 11/8/03 16:07 My reasoning ... Well it just reminded of corny old films like "The Bride of Frankenstein", and really tickled my funny-bone. Consolations to all entries, and my thanks for your interest and a very high standard. I will be contacting EricJ in the next few days to explain how to claim the prize of a copy of New-V-Tronic.