Gee, Boomer, you're so damn original... I never heard that one before! :-) When I first started this job, I had a couple of roommates. They "Really, Really" wanted to know what I did. So one day I brought home an old ammo can that I painted a grey, lead color. I threw on a couple of "Rad" labels to make it look even better. Inside was some sort of doohickey that I found at a salvage yard. I smeared it with the chemical in a Cyalume stick (those greenish glow sticks). I came home and said, "here, I brought you something from work. They both were grinning like mad, thinking I was bringing home ammo or weapons or something. They openned the can, saw the "glowing" gizmo and pretty much flew from the building. Even though I later told them it was just a joke, one roomate actually went to a doc worried about radiation exposure... but that's a whole other story...