Ang: Stick the turkey in the microwave for 12hours at maximum nuke setting...... Jen: Thanks for that. You Americans seem to think more of Thanksgiving than you do Christmas! Very Strange. Still, we do have Guy Fawkes Night!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...