Too tired to read it all and add my "inciteful" comments. I've been too busy working on my creation. For those at work, there is an easy solution i.e. there are lots of freeware apps out there that will let you hit a hotkey and start the screensaver or whatever. They used to call them "Boss Keys." You hit it when the boss appeared and it popped up a phony spreadsheet. Of course, a nosy boss might grab the mouse to show you something and there are all those nasty minimized smut windows on the taskbar. No More! Created with quality components scrounged from the World Wide Web, CoverUp sits in the system tray until you hit the hotkey combination selected and then starts the screensaver OR... In RendoSmutKill mode, it will instantly close any Internet Explorer windows open to Renderosity.com! That's right, nude babies, buck naked Vickies, salacious tongue lolling Koshinis and sinfully tempting pre-teen fairies all gone with a keystroke combo - poof! Put Sister Salacia on the job and she'll kick nudie butt without EVEN taking names. For those fortunate enough to be employed, it's a no-brainer. Comes with a soothing Gregorian chant wav that plays while the screensaver is active and (as soon as I can find a decent wav of the Toccata and Fugue in D), creepy but reverent organ sounds whenever Sister Salacia appears. Coming soon, CoverUp Enterprise Edition will clean any Renderosity pages from your internet cache and for the super paranoid, Ashcroft mode will remove all delete all Renderosity images from your system. Not enough? Falwell mode will randomly delete registry keys, virtually ensuring that they'll be too busy on the phone to tech support to hassle you about any au naturel femmes. Okay, Falwell mode is just a joke but Sister Salacia will keep your screen cleaner than downtown Kabul under the Taliban. So don't delay, get your shekels ready - keep your job and laugh at the nudity tag. Bonus for the first 10 buysrs - Sister Salacia's Paris Hilton screensaver - all Paris, all nude, all the time, right on your desktop. Hurry, get the barest heiress for free - not suggested for workplace viewing.

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