All this talk and not a single order? Sister Salacia's gonna have to turn to hooking to make an honest buck. Just as well, our lawyers inform us we can't distribute the Paris Hilton video and she's a publicity seeking little skank to boot. Still, don't say we never gave you anything for free. In IE, go to Tools-Internet Options-Advanced and scroll down to multimedia. Uncheck Show Pictures and voila, irregardless of your position on nudity, religion or politics, the forums are now sanitized for your protection. It won't protect you from the verbal jihad but you won't have to pluck an eye out over the pics.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken