Still Life? Amazingly, posting a p*rn photo will count. Don't beleive me? read on..... Definition of Still - as taken from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary : Main Entry: still Function: noun Date: 1533 1 : DISTILLERY 2 : apparatus used in distillation comprising either the chamber in which the vaporization is carried out or the entire equipment Also from the same : Main Entry: life Pronunciation: 'lIf Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural lives /'lIvz/ Etymology: Middle English lif, from Old English lIf; akin to Old English libban to live Date: before 12th century c : an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction. Ergo, you consume the products of the Still, get drunk, pick up a bird and get on with the characterising the function of reproduction as described in Life. Evil friend bursts into room with a camera and takes a pic which they then post on Rosity under the justifiable title of Still Life. See? told you. (",)