OK, thanks. I will try it. Of course, you realize that if I can't figure this out, you are going to get some desparate and pleading IMs. I'm doing a little experiment right now trying to fake the whole thing on my samovar. Not using the appropriate technique, mind you, just something odd I wanted to try. I'll post the results if it ends up looking even half way decent.

Could be worse, could be raining.