Charva "char-va" charva's, or charvs, are a race of lower class, pathetic lifeforms who for some reason think they are better than everyone else. they especially show dislike towards goths, punks, skaters, grungies, people with cameras ect (they group them together as 'hippies'). They wear ugly burbury caps that hang off the back of thier heads, stripey jumpers, a pair of stupidly priced boots with tracksuit bottoms? they also wear too many rings, sometimes with a matching kinder egg chain. This plague of 'people' roam the streets of shrewsbury waiting for someone to hastle, either for a tab or to buy them some 'sweaty' (a alcoholic drink that tastes like sweat, but for some reason they can't get enough of it.) They also have a distinct liking for 'tac'(cannabis) and 'cowies' (ecstasy). Hopefully they will DIE out soon, the world was a much better place before you had annoying pieces of scum on every street conrer. A charva would let his or her family go without food for weeks so they could get a new coat. Spot on Jordy

Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!