I originally posted : Hoooold aaaa chickin in the air, Stick a deckchair up your nose, Fly a Jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes, Paint your left knee green and extract your wisdom teeth, (can never remember this line) and pretend your name is Keith...... The Rubber Chicken Song from Spittin' Image.....kewl (",) But, thanks to miracle of life that is K@z@@, I've found the missing line is "form a string quartet" - and it's BUY a jumbo jet.....and it's just called The Chicken Song. please forgive my haste causing such inaccuracies. (",)