ArtMatic is that like the Bass O' Matic ?

Its funny you should ask that Vile let me tell you about the Bass O' Matic !

Yes fish eaters the days of troublesome scaling, cutting, and gutting are over! Because Super Bass O' Matic is the tool that lets you use the whole Bass with no fish waste, scaling, cutting or gutting!

Heres how it works:

Catch a Bass

Remove the hook

Drop the Bass... thats the whole Bass into the Super Bass O' Matic

Now adjust the control dial

So that Bass is blended just the way you like it.

Mmmmm Man that is some good Bass!

Bass O' Matic and the super Bass O' Matic on sale now for the special low price of $29.95?

Call now operators are standing byvery close by!

*From VileCo makers of the Smokeless Brycer and the Renderometer !