Nadolig Llawen! (To the tune of)The 12 Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and) A copy of Windows XP 2 floppy discs 3 CD ROMs 4 PC Games 5 CPUs 6 Packs of Paper 7 Gigs of Clipart 8 Ink Jet printers 9 Graphic Programs 10 Epson Scanners 11 Megs of ram 12 Monitors

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...