Bored? Too much time on your hands? want a job that pays nothing and causes stress and lack of sleep? (well ... only on bad days) We are looking for new Coordinators for the Poser forum! What does a Coordinator do? think of them as a Deputy Moderator. They keep an eye on the forum, on the gallery, the back room, and other forum related things. So if you are interested in volunteering for this lovely position, please IM me. PLEASE do not suggest someone else, you can only put YOUR head on the chopping block. note: we are EXTREMELY choosy about coordinators, especially for a forum as ...touchy .... as this one. Thank You! Lyrra the ...

Lyrra the ...

Lyrra the Ellipsis?

• not volunteering, not getting drafted, if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock *

I could say so many witty things here ...but I will just say I hope whoever it is is half as good as Lyrra. Is someone leaving Lyrra?

• not volunteering, not getting drafted, if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock * LD how little a dragon are you, or is that a rather sizable rock?

Little Dragon,
I'm afraid you'll have to find a better hideout. They know where you are...

My vote would also be for Little Dragon, who can't stay in the hide-out very much longer - there's no fan!

It would be a sizable rock, Charlie_Tuna. This image is roughly to scale.

(I'm on the right.)

>> I'm afraid you'll have to find a better hideout. They know where you are...

Your intel is clearly mistaken, scourge. That must be an imposter. I have wings.

"A special holiday offer to all Al-Quada members ... turn yourself in, get a free shave and haircut!"

igohigh, you are not suppose to tell :-) !!!!

I admire whoever steps up. You couldn't pay me enough to mod this forum. (And even if you could, you'd fire me right off.)

Now come on, boys and gals...what are you afraid of ? Volunteer somebody ! This forum is actually great fun !!! ;-]

This forum isn't touchy! Try sysoping over 13 year olds in a "family friendly" forum. I'd sit down with my morning coffee to read over the public messages and get a real eye-opener, and it wasn't the caffeine. Why is it always the left nut? Carolly

Can you clarify the requirements - I want to know if I would be suitable before I go putting my hand up! I don't like volunteering for things I would be useless at!!!

it's stuff like this is the reason why i check these forums twice a day.you people are the best.this thread almost made me laugh to hard.keep up the good work and good luck to whoever.i'me sure littledragon will be great.(did i say that last part out loud?)

I would be interested IM me with requirements, etc...

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve
-Sherman..I'd have to actually know something about Poser first..I'll just admire the view from this end..;)

requirements- post nothing- voice no opinion- leave no paper trail-

Moderate? I can't moderate myself, let alone a forum. ___________________________________________________________ If at first you don't succeed, FORCE IT! If it breaks, it needed fixin' anyways.

Does one have to be moderate in order to mod-der-rate?

I am English, they say we are moderate - or perhaps that was eccentric, I am not sure now.

Please note Volunteers unable to read/follow directions and IM me directly will not be considered. Thank you.

I'd like to volunteer, but I'm restrained by my two bits of good sense. I can read directions. I can't follow them (something to do with my genetic code...) Do I qualify?... :))

Does no one relish a challenge anymore?? BG

Uh.... Then I couldn't dust off my soapbox once in a while... It's one of the few simple pleasures I have left. Besides, I've always been of the firm opinion that a moderator (or coordinator) needs patience, good sense, courtesy, an open mind, common sense, patience, a sense of humor, a big stick, a soft voice, patience, the ability to think before acting, and patience. Did I mention patience? ...and I'd always be comparing myself to Lyrra, and falling short. Sigh...

Well, I'll throw my name in the pot..or is that hat...or fire. I'm fair, balanced, and non-opiumnated. and besides, I've never been banned..that in itself is deserving of a position...as long as that position doesn't involve bending over. although I was passed over without a first interview last time, so I formally withdraw my nomination.

Touchy? You think the Poser forum is "Touchy"? Ha! Try having to deal with both your mother AND mother-in-law in a business with BOTH going through the change...

...it's HELL I tell you. :)

EEK! My sympathies to you you and whatever other members of the staff you have... or have left

lmao- ouch Kendra- lol