Well, I'll throw my name in the pot..or is that hat...or fire. I'm fair, balanced, and non-opiumnated. and besides, I've never been banned..that in itself is deserving of a position...as long as that position doesn't involve bending over. although I was passed over without a first interview last time, so I formally withdraw my nomination.

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854