I've been very naughty - I put Sellotape under the taps in the mens washroom. When my workmate turned on the tap, it squirted out over the front of his trousers and it looked like he'd peed himself. I recently watched a full episode of 'C.H.I.P.S - honestly. I talk to God when I'm on the toilet - there, I said it. You all have a great Christmas