I work in Hollywood. Years ago, a friend of mine and I were on the Paramount lot wandering around (he had business there), and we found the soundstage where they had the big, main interior set for "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine." We were alone, so we started tinkering with things and taking pictures of ourselves in front of props and stuff like a couple of kids locked overnight in a toy store. And we came up to the big round airlock door and decided to open it. It slid on a track and it easily rolled to one side. But then, without warning, it continued rolling right off the track and across the soundstage floor, like a giant nickel. Then it fell over with a loud CRASH! And we ran away. My confession is that my friend and I broke "Deep Space Nine." -jjsemp