Photoshop Elements. Photoshop's little sister, it's the version I have (less than $100 US). Up to version 2.0, now.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy