Well Victoria and Michael always get contracted to Vicky and Mike anyway so naming them Donald and Judith wouldn't have made any real difference. We could go to a Borgian style numbering system, ala "7 of 9, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One," but only if they look fantastic in catsuits.

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